You know what has crap cupholders?

"CB" (jrcb) 06/01/2017 at 23:05 • Filed to: Fun Police

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THIS DEAD HORSE YOU’RE ALL BEATING. KEEP IT TO ONE THREAD.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:07

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God you’re no fun

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:08

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There’s only been like 4 cupholder posts. In an hour. Vespa posts are more frequent than that .

CB > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/01/2017 at 23:10

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I maintain my right to be the fun police when everyone else maintains their right to complain about cupholders.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:10

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Well, hope you have a large enough jail cell

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/01/2017 at 23:11

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He really is. Never hang out with him, even is the Cletus Vette is involved.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:12

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Who started this shit show anyway?

wiffleballtony > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:12

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My car has crap cup holders.

CB > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/01/2017 at 23:12

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I prefer to keep my prisoners free range and in minimum security. The current ones are working on a communal farm and are planning on baking for the old folks’ home. It’s quite nice.

Besides, as long as we don’t have to call Sebcon-5, no one has to go to the basement.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:12

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SEBCON-5!!?!?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:13

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I’m sorry, Im 90% sure I created this monster.

CB > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/01/2017 at 23:13

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CB > wiffleballtony 06/01/2017 at 23:14

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All car cup holders are, by nature, crap.

CB > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/01/2017 at 23:16

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It happens.

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/01/2017 at 23:16

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I mean, a Vespa post a day doesn’t keep the doctor away, if ImmoralMinority has anything to say about it. Hope his arm is better!

wiffleballtony > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:17

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My 2004 Taurus was pretty bland except the cup holders. You could do two 44 oz simultaneously.

CB > wiffleballtony 06/01/2017 at 23:20

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Should cup holder size be the final say in whether or not a car is bad? Like, “everything about this car is mediocre, but they really nailed those cupholders”.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:21

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I don’t have any cars with cupholders (out of five cars) other than the crappy sort-of-shelf ones *inside* the glovebox of the Benz. If we’re having a crappy cupholders fight I’ll just go ahead and win if that’s okay.

CB > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/01/2017 at 23:22

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I think that those should be called “cup placers” more than “cupholders”, because those aren’t holding shit.

wiffleballtony > CB 06/01/2017 at 23:31

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It certainly helps dull the pain when you can over caffienate yourself.

RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/01/2017 at 23:53

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I always figured those were for German parking lot lunch beers.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench 06/02/2017 at 08:55

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Or for brefass scotch for people living in their car.